I’m not some sort of stepping stone to a larger career, okay? I’m an actual child with a single working mother, and I need to be educated by someone who actually wants to be a teacher, actually comprehends the mechanics of teaching, and won’t get completely eaten alive by a classroom full of 10-year-olds within the first two months on the job.
For crying out loud, we’re not adopted puppies you can show off to your friends.
The Onion makes a good point, even though it is satire.
When The Onion makes a good point people should all be afraid/take notice.